Vogons are at their funniest when they sound bureaucratic, overconfident, and slightly over-credentialled, like a civil servant who got promoted for inventing a new form. Vogon names tend to work best when they have hard consonants (g, k, v, z), pompous double-barrels, and a whiff of “this is definitely an official title, please don’t ask why.”.
For subdomains, short is king: you want something you can type, say aloud, and not misspell. This page collects “Vogon-ish” name fragments and then provides lots of short, usable subdomain-friendly examples (lowercase, no spaces, no punctuation)..
# Name patterns Short Vogon names often feel like one of these patterns. - Two chunky syllables: vog + on, krag + ul, zom + bat.. - A clipped title + surname vibe: proktor, comptor, vexler, zargan.. - Bureaucratic Latin-ish endings: -or, -ax, -um, -ix, -oid.. - Doubled consonants for extra officiousness: kk, gg, zz, vv (use sparingly).
# Extra-short “micro” options If you want 3–5 character subdomains that still feel Vogon-ish: - vog, vgx, vox, vex, zrg, zax, krag, prok, jelt, grol, blor, zorb, grint
# Short Vogon-ish names These are designed to be subdomains: short, lowercase, and easy to type.. - vogor, vogax, vogum, vogrim, vograk, vogrul, - vogtek, vogdex, vogvox, vogbox. vogbureau, vogform, vogpermit, vogstamp, vogaudit, vogclerk, vogdocket, vognotice, vogorder, vogquota - jeltz, jeltar, jeltok, jeltax, jeltum, jelvox, jelk, jelkor, jelgax, jeltrak - prost, proktor, prokax, prokrom, prokvex, prokzor, prokvox, prokform, prokstamp - grint, grintax, grintor, grintok, grintum, grinvex, grinzor, grinvox - krag, kragan, kragor, kragax, kragum, kragtek, kragvox, kragdoc - zarg, zargan, zargor, zargax, zargum, zargix, zargvex, zargvox - vex, vexor, vexax, vexum, vexix, vextek, vexform, vexstamp, vexaudit - zorb, zorban, zorbox, zorvox, zorform, zoraudit, zordocket - blort, blorax, blorum, blorvox, blorform, blorpermit - grol, grolax, grolum, grolix, groltek, grolclerk
# How to mint new ones quickly A quick recipe: pick a hard-start + a bureaucratic ending + an optional “office” word. - Start fragments: vog, prok, jelt, krag, zarg, blor, grol, vex, zorb.. - Endings: or, ax, um, ix, tek, vox, doc.. - Office words: form, permit, audit, stamp, docket, notice, quota.
# See - Vogon Structure